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| This one time I was like "yep I am done posting this" and then I was like "no I have a bunch more."
Cool story bro, etc.
"Tossed About"
Loki, Marvel/Avengers/Thor-verse
NOT WORK SAFE for full frontal nudity, bondage, Loki's slut-face, baleful eyes, generally being used, etc
Implied Thor/Loki
Three bits o' porn, then!
( Art-In which no shame is contained--NWS )
LOKI PORN BARRAGE | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment   |
| | Tags: | art, dat asgard, fanart, for asgard, great meathammer of thor, ow right in the asgard, porn, smut, thor/loki | | Security: | | | Subject: | Art: For Asgard! (NC-17, Thor/Loki, NWS) | | Time: | 12:17 am |
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| So, um. I can't stop drawing Loki porn.
Title: For Asgard!
Fandom: Thor/Avengers.
Pairing: Thor/Loki.
Notes: I drew this to distract my friend while she was on the phone. It literally just...came out of me. I am being possessed by a demon that wants me to draw Asgardian pornography all day and I do not know what to do about it.
Warnings: Um, NOT WORK SAFE. Mild bdsm/bit-gags, if those are weird for you.
( Art-More of Loki's slut-face.-NWS )
Just what the cut-tag says.
I should mention that I after I made this my friend and I crashed a party and continued drinking and faffing about and horrifying the populace until about around 4 am where I ended up wheeling myself about in a miniature shopping cart holding a plastic squirt-gun and wearing aviators...and we decided it was time to go.
Friday night was basically a huge success. | | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment |
| BUT SHERLOCK IS ON NETFLIX
I AM WATCHING IT ON MY ROOMIES' BIG SCREEN TV
AND WORKING ON MY TABLET
IS THIS REAL LIFE.
IT IS SO GOOD ON A BIG SCREEN AND NOT JUST ON MY TINY TABLET EEEEEEEE | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| Hey guys
Link me to your favorite Loki-related prompts on the avengers kink meme, and I might fill them.
This has been an awful day and I need to make some violent/loving/weird porn, but I am out of art so I think I want to write filth?
So...halp?
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ETA: So I definitely didn't just WRITE THIS. Nope.
Warnings for: violence, sex, violent sex. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| Hey livejournal. Look at me, not being drunk AND being on the internet at the same time! This is monumental.
Some stuff! Life! I live it.
1) I had to get the IUD out pretty much a few days after because the hormones were making me CRAZY. I started to get really intense mood swings pretty much immediately after, and it was making me feel like I used to on the pill--totally fine one moment, and then a regular crash-period that made me stupid about things like food, self harm, life, etc. I don't know how to describe it, except that when the crazy came on, I kind of blinked and went, "Oh shit, this is not my usual crazy." I know my crazy, and this wasn't mine. So. Out it went! And now I am already back to my usual scheduled crazy and feeling much better.
2) Taking it one day at a time. Kind of failing hard, kind of succeeding hard, mostly moving forward in the way that one does in this sort of time continuum.
3) I called my dad this week and pleaded with him, saying "I NEED TO GET AWAY FROM HERE LET'S BRO OUT AND CLIMB SOMETHING" so we climbed Manadnock today! So cool. I sort of booked it up the mountain so we sweated like mad and it was beautiful out and everything was awesome. Then we puttered around the town afterwards and I got a fuckton of used books--some more Margaret Atwood, another Vikram Chandra, AND
1) book of Frank Frazetta paintings
2) book of Goya's prints on the atrocities of war
3) book on Arthur Rackham's illustrations.
FOR LIKE FOUR DOLLARS EACH. I love used book stores!
4) I thought that I would be back later today so I didn't plan any Saturday night shenanigans, and most of my friends have plans.
SO I made pancakes from just-add-water mix and painted my nails and have been playing Skyrim and now I think I am going to listen to podfic and make art until I pass out.
BEING SINGLE IS REALLY AWESOME ACTUALLY. And I am not being facetious about it, finally. It is actually really working for me right now.
I hope you all are doing well, and if I have missed anything super important that you want to tell me about...please do! I have been horribly flaky lately due to Job and Poor Time Management (working on it, getting better, but jesus christ wow) and SURPRISE HORMONE CRAZY but seriously I love you guys and someday I will type in coherent sentences but for now I think I have a bit of heat stroke so I am going to go eat pancakes for dinner. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| This past week has been batshit insane SO I come bearing art!
Well, porn. I mean, let's be real.
Title: Desperate
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Thor/Avengers/Norse Mythology/my stupid brain.
Notes: So the other day went on an art spree, and in the middle of making Srs Bsns work I also made some porn, too. So here is part 1 of many. Implied Thor/Loki, because of reasons.
( NSFW-Because Loki has a filthy mouth, that's why. )
So yes, I did like Avengers. Mostly I want to lick Tom Hiddleston a lot. And RDJ.
I really, really want to see a fic where Loki either:
1)Is all super-toppy and makes someone lick his (already immaculate and incredibly stylish) boots and beats them while they're down and gets off on it
or
2) Is a bossy bottom and has snark!sex with Tony.
So that's where my brain is at lately. | | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment |
| hey guyss
i just watn ted you kto know
that i am preallty reatty drunk. really pretty drunk,t aht is.
but i went out to a friends birdthday party at a bar and we got beers on the dance floor. and we danced and drank and shouted about how loki/thor is great, because my friend is a fellow fangirl and is awesome. and it was so great so greattttt.
last night i was manic and crazy and arting so hard that i was looking at art books and almost crying because sometimes it's jstust too damned good.and i made thing sand it felt good.
and then around 1 am i got really tired and my manicness turnedinto "let's draw loki being tortured/fisted/taking shots in the mouth"
so basically i amd runk but at some point next week i will have loki porn for you gusys
anyway i love you and i wish that livejournal werent migratingg ovetr to tumblr because guys
you guys
i'll miss you. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| There is an alien probe in my business.
By which I mean, I have an IUD now.
It was painful and uncomfortable, but not nearly as a bad as a lot of people described. I think I was really lucky to have the right set of circumstances to make it so, I guess. Didn't even bleed! Which...I guess that's success? But jesus, the lady was very like WELL HERE ARE TWO OF MY FINGERS RIGHT UP THERE OK HERE WE GO and I was reading GRRM's "A Clash of Kings" SO FUCKING HARD so it was pretty dischordant to be thinking of drunk knights yelling at one another whilst a doctor poked my cervix about. I was thinking it as hard as I could to distract myself and I have never focused SO FUCKING HARD on knightly dinnertime banter writing.
I did, however, get pretty dizzy and stupid afterwards, so I worked on some low-pressure personal work and then ate an entire steak and a box of chocolates.
But it looks like I will be able to go to work tomorrow instead of being curled in the fetal position stoned off my ass until the pain goes away (my roomie had to do this--hers was apparently awful). Instead, I will be curled in a semi-fetal position at my desk and doing 3d modeling while people start their day-drinking early, because tomorrow looks as if it will be one of those days.
I am not thinking about getting on a bus and going to see Jailbait for a quick messaroundandgodknowswhat.
And I should to go bed instead of drawing cumshot porn.
Yes. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| Jesuschrist who pushed my SuperHomo button...I mean normally I'm about 60/40 guys/girls in preference, and lately my brain is just full of ladies constantly and now it is sundress season and there are floral dresses and cowboy boots and curvy ladies in little flats (my weakness, let me show you it) and pretty girls with brightly colored toenails and tiny shorts and hi my name is Frog and I am a bit of a HotMess right now and I am probably staring at your girlfriend hi.
It must be spring? | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
| 1) Boss admitted to me that they are just going to keep extending my contract until they are force to hire me. Or not. At this point I am just so fucking thrilled to be getting paid (and not unemployed) that this actually sounds better than it should. Plus, overtime. Sweet, sweet overtime.
2) Time is passing too damn fast and I am not getting enough done. I know this is something I have to get better at (and I remember feeling this way the first two years of college, only to discover that sometimes it just takes time to learn, but asjdlkf.) Some people keep telling me that I am actually getting quite a bit done, but I don't believe it because the amount of finished personal work that I have done is negligible. And then keeping in shape (hah!) and managing to cook most of my own meals in a balanced way and then maybe, if I am lucky, seeing people! Outside of work, even!
It would be nice if my job weren't jerking me around so much, though.
3) BIG REQUEST TO MY FRIENDSLIST: BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS.
What I am tired of: Narratives with a lead male protagonist who is trying to find himself, and finds Quirky Girl A and his Dude Friends and maybe some Supporting Female Cast, but everyone else fades away and Quirky Girl A is just an obvious trope so that he may ~*~*~~*find himself~~*~*~* and seriously just no.
What I want: I know this is going to be impossible, but are there any books/narratives out there with female characters/leads where 1) It isn't made a BIG DEAL that they are FEMALE LEADS OMIGOSH, how ~*~*~*~PROGRESSIVE!~*~*~* and ~*~*~DIFFERENT!*!!*!*(like that fucking Brave movie oh my god this is making me so mad I want to spit) and 2) It isn't about the trope of "women's issues" that the culture lays out (will she finally find love?!Or be tr00 to herselffff?!") but is actually just about the issues of humanity and universal human fucked-ness. Instead of "White Girl 3B Goes Shopping and Dates Predictable Whiny White Males Until She Finds Herself and Loses Some Weight Too, Holy Fuck!"
But.
That is probably too much to ask. And this is why I sit in bookstores and look around the shelves and feel so fucking alone. I just want a book where the women aren't Supporting Cast, or are just there. As. People. Because I have read too many books where it's just Supporting Cast women, or they are just NOT THERE AT ALL. NOT EVEN ONE. IT'S GREAT. WHAT THE FUCK.
So. Good books. Help. I have almost read all of Margaret Atwood's stuff. I don't really want to read anymore super worldbuilding-heavy Scifi/Fantasy stuff unless it is really minimally done. Fiction recs? Anyone?
Help? | | comments: 9 comments or Leave a comment |
| We interrupt this broadcast for PORN.
Title: I can do zat!
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Notes: McCoy/Chekov/Kirk, for the lovely ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2) rubynye, for her gift of paid LJ time and also just in general for being lovely. Because the way I know how to show love is to draw barely-legal Russian starfleet-ers taking a shot in the mouth. LOVE.
( Art is NSFW, Chekov is getting it good )
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In other news, my datething went great last night. I hope he likes me? I only fucked up majorly once by mentioning that I thought centaur rape hentai games were hilarious. Whoops.
I texted him being like "I had fun, we should dive bar again sometime" and he seems to be responding? Aaaa trying not to be a total crazy person about this. How do normal people do this? I don't get it at all. | | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment |
| the best sobriety test
is seeing how many tries it takes to type "Benedict Cumberbatch"
because my drunk ass has to type that shit like 3 3mties. 3 times. Fuck. Mr Bumcmberbatch why is your name so difficult! Who is going to scream that druing sex?! Martin Freeman is probablay all "oh mr cumbumumbumbuberbatch!" and then he is lik e"wait that is bullshit." and never says it again. And probably just says "hnnnngh" or something because no one screams names during sex. I think. I never did. I mean I know the name of the person I am fucking! I don't need to like, yell it. I KNOW WHO I AM FUCKING ID ON'T NEED A VOCAL REMINDER AND NEITHER DOES THE CIELING NOR THE NEIGHBORS.
this post broght to you by fro g drinking water so she can be ready for work in the mrongin.
HAOPPY BMONDAY eVERYONE | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
| HEY INERENT
INTERNET
I AM HER ETO MAKE A DRUNK POST FOR YOU
HER IE MA. HER I MA. HERE, I AM.FUCK.
I WENT ON A DATE WITH A TINY HIPSTER AND H E WAS CUTE AND SHY BUT NOT BADSH Y OR WEIRDSHY JUST AWKWRADNICESHY AND WE WALEKD AIMLESSLY AND GOT COFFEE AND THEN GOT BEER AND THEN GOGT TIPSY AND TEN WEN TT TO DIMSUM AND HAD DRUNKEN DIMSUM CONVERSATIONS AND GOT DUMPLINGS AND UM I RAHTER LIKE HIM AND HIS CUTE AFCE AND CUTE TINYNESS AND I HOPE HE CALLS ME BACK AND AAAA.
Today awas a bust anyway. I couldn't evne listen to noncon medical kink porn at work. I mean seriously how productive can you be when you cant listen tot hat, rgiht?
That is a legitimate question. Jeuss christ how do you manage dates with normal people? Do you text them? Do you be like "hey I want to cuddle you a little and make you cupcakes I think you are cute aaaaa!" and hten throw flowers at them and hide somwehre?
that seem slike the logical choice.
i am going to go find the showe rand wrestle my loofah until i am clean. that loofah bitch is going down i tell you.
ok hserlock loves cock i love you guys bye | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
| you guys
I spent all day failing, feeling like a sellout, selling out a bit, etc etc etc
but also listening to Nicki Minaj
so I am in this kind of deer-in-the-headlights headspace but ALL THE WHILE in my head there is this constant litany of WOOPWOOPWOOOOPWOOPWOOPWOOOPWOOPWOOOOOOPWOOOP U A STUPID HO U A U A STUPID HO and then J Lo happened and then Beyonce and then Katy Perry and at around 7 pm my boss took pity on me and was like "um you should use SAI instead" and I DID WORK and it WORKED and I don't have a social life and my body is dying because it hasn't had good food or exercise for a while but I DID STUFF and it mildly sucked BUT NOT AS HORRIBLY AS BEFORE.
Also, Sherlock podfic is helpinggggggg.
I hope everyone on the internet is doing well. I feel like this.
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| So, first off-- ella_bane and rubynye both bought me paid LJ time. THANK YOU SO MUCH. Pleasepleeaseplease do request your sketches! I want to give back. You allow me to continue hosting porn here...which I haven't taken advantage of in a while.
Speaking of taking advantage of that...I am really obsessed with Sherlock. As in...a lot. And I finally broke down and drew Benedict Cumberbatch taking a shot in the mouth.
BECAUSE IT'S EASTER THAT'S WHY.
Title: How to Shut Up Sherlock Holmes
Rating: R? For...jizzface?
Pairing: implied John/Sherlock
Notes: This is Benedict Sherlock Cumberbatch Holmes, and John Martin Watson Freeman is coming on his face. Because it is Easter and this is what I wanted to draw. It is not safe for work unless you work at a porn store. In which case, enjoy!
( Art-Benedict Cumonface, NSFW )
I have more porn from this series that I am working on. The dam finally broke...I cannot NOT make porn of BBC Sherlock. It is physically impossible. I cannot.
Ok I love you guys I am going to go back to work and try not to die now | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| Hey guys! My lj time runs out in a couple of days--Does anyone want to trade me paid LJ time for a porny character sketch? Paid LJ time for me= a black-and-white porny sketch of a character of your choosing in any sort of prone situation you wish! (Or not prone! Empowered! I can even draw not-nudity you guys, seriously)
Anyone, anyone? | | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment |
| So you all should RUN, not walk, and go read this fic by redconverse, whose writing always floors me with just how much there is in it--I am pretty much guaranteed to be dragged through the range of human emotion and then plopped right back into "oh god what hot jesusfuckyes" because the porn. Oh my goodness, the porn. But also, the feelings.
Written for XMFC, the prompt was thus: a retelling of the 1996 film Different for Girls but with the specifications "Charles as Kim, except FTM instead of MTF, and Erik as Prentice (though where Prentice is straight, Erik is gay). [...] Bonus points for hot sexytiems that starts with Erik slowly discovering all the curves and planes of Charles's body and just being turned on by the fact that it's Charles and wondering at his gorgeous maleness."
"Trigger warnings for bullying, homophobia, transphobia, and general awkwardness during sex. Also, it's from Erik's POV, so if you're not keen on reading about getting it on with a transman from a cis perspective there is that."
Seriously, though. You guys should go read this. It is sweet and scorching-hot and I just...all the feelings.
Second Chances, XMFC, Charles/Erik, M for sex
(this loving but incoherent review brought to you by Frog, who did a lovely 5-mile run but got a bit lost and had to be directed home by a woman who looked very much like a bike-hipster incarnation of Professor Trelawney).
Also, audiobooks. The greatest! I listened to Guards, Guards! on my run today and I barely even noticed the time.
Re: Life--pretty much a shitshow? I exhaust myself on the weekdays and then am essentially useless on the weekends. Firing may be really imminent after May. Caring is waning. GlitterViking and I admitted to one another that the other doesn't smell right, but we sure are great friends and cuddling is important. I don't want a relationship with anyone right now, I think. I just want to not be such a shitshow.
Especially because it took me three tries to spell "shitshow." | | comments: 12 comments or Leave a comment |
| Me: (referring to hunger games) Better than Twilight!
Guy: WHAT NO TEAM JACOB FOR THE WIN
Me: SHATUP MY VAMPIRE BOIFRIEND GUN KICK YOUR WEREWOLF BOYIFRANDS BUTT
Guy: I do not know who Jacob is, or why he has a team...
Me: it's not sports.
Guy: ANYWAY THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AND YOU'D KNOW IF YOU READ MY SLASHFIC
Me; *pausing for a minute*
(because at this moment I am actually reading slashfic whilst intermittently texting), then
Me: ARE YOU A PURVEYOR OF SACRET INTERNET BUMSEX
Guy: THE ALMIGHTY INTERNET BUTTHOLE OF TRUTH
yeah this just keeps going
we are talking about slashfic.
Also I went on coffeedate with strange thighhighs hipster and it was really, really awkward. But I also forget that MOST first meetings with people are awkward--I just happen to be dating two people that I connected with almost immediately upon meeting them. I think he has a latent crossdressing kink or something--also I accidentally gave him the e-mail address that links to my porn blog. So THAT came up, and he seemed intrigued. I give him one more interaction for me to decide whether he is just awkward for first-time-meetings or just unpleasantly awkward. We are probably going to get stoned and play video games on Friday--or rather, I will take one hit, let him get stoned himself, and probably come out as kinky and confused, whereupon I will lead him to the appropriate resources and/or tell him I may be amenable to his pants coming off at a later more sober date.
Also part of me is giving him too much of a benefit of the doubt because he is pretty and I want to bend him over things.
Also I have not slept much because I have been doing work after work for work so I do not get fired even though I probably will
SO IM JUST GOING TO FILL THIS TEACUP WITH FROZEN PEAS AND EAT THEM WHILE I WORK OK I LOVE YOU ALL BYE
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ETA:
Guy: Ok so I am 8 paragraphs in to this Legolas/Gimli thing. And it is still exposition. GET TO THE ANAL.
I love it when guys test me. "Oh yeah, look how dirty this is!" Like they think I'll be surprised. BITCH I DRAW GAY FISTING PORN WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME. YOUR PENIS DOES NOT FRIGHTEN ME. | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
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| 1) Boss gave me an ultimatum. I may be fired after May? Or I have to adhere to a rigorous schedule of learning. I think he is dooming me to fail. On the other hand...I don't know if I care? I will work I like I care and see what happens.
2) A tiny hipster from OKC just sent me a picture of him in a miniskirt, stripey thigh-highs, fuzzy mouse ears, and a ladies' blouse. He is lighting a tiny pipe. He also makes medical equipment.
(This is proof that the universe loves me and wants me to be happy.)
3) I am kind of failing impressively at being a human being and yet in other ways succeeding impressively. This balances to some semblance of normalcy, I think? I don't know. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| 1) Just came back from a rope-bondage con with Space-Boy. It was akin to reading a skill-book in a video game--I went in knowing nothing at all, and left being able to do some pretty awesome, if basic, stuff.
2) Work. Is. Insane. Got a call from now Crazy Coworker on Saturday night that left me shaking for about five minutes afterwards. He is actually insane. He didn't make any overt threats, but I have never been in any sort of relationship/invovlement/whatever with anyone where I actually felt like I could be in danger. I am scared to go to work tomorrow. In the back of my head there's this niggling voice that is telling me not to let him get me alone, keep my windows locked at night, etc--and the rest of me is telling me that is ridiculous, that I am overreacting, that he has not shown any violence of the sort...but I also couldn't anticipate how crazy and deluded he'd be (he thought that I orchestrated all these people AGAINST HIM and that everyone was against him and conspiracies and WHAT.)
3) My mom's best friend from college (wonderful, creative, super-gay musician guy who would give me action figures and once sewed me a MERMAID COSTUME WITH SEQUINS when I was four) friended me on facebook recently. I found a photo of my mom in his album wearing a hat made out of plastic fruit, giant fake glasses, and lipstick smeared over her face.
And I just felt really sappy and inspired to call my mom and tell her that I am so proud to have her for a mother, so I did. My mom manages to balance everything and it blows my mind-- being a freelance musician, supporting a family, raising two kids, going to Yale and paying all of her grad school loans, remaining sane after a childhood with Holocaust-survivor parents, raising my brother and I to try to be compassionate and hard-working people, putting up with all of my angry-teenager shit, and always supporting me--even when I do weird shit. She trusts me to make my own decisions.
(I gave my dad this call a couple of weeks ago.)
I don't know. I am very, very lucky. I was fortunate to be born into a family with parents that I can really look up to. I want to do right by them. Someday maybe even send them on respective vacations or something. I don't know. They act like "Oh, this is just what parents do," and that's not true at all, because parents are people and people are really pretty fucked most of the time.
To all the parents on my flist out there--thank you for what you do. I don't know how you do it (I can barely manage my own life being a 20-something) with a job. But thank you. | | comments: 6 comments or Leave a comment |
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